ROOM NEWS
From The Last Call
By: BC Rockhead

Well....
To all of you, by now, it must be as plain as the patch on the ass of an Indiana farmer's overalls that The Last Call is the ~Superior~ Center of Culture both Downstairs and In the House at Large.Oh- we still have to deal with the occaisional West Wing Wierdo, the odd wandering BDSM wannabe, and the Ghost of the Seldom Seen.... but we's tight. Tight like a knit.

NEWS from The Last Call!

• The widely-despised Albert EinstIen has fortunately got a case of the hives or some blesssed affliction that has quieted him quite down.
• We miss our Cannies! Why? We don't don't know. Come back, Canuks! Poor Canuks! Victims of Winter.
• The Village Idiot continues to spam our Forum with his kindergarten crap.
• I have dropped off the Quote Postings for a few weeks, but the heroic ATON continues, and in excellent taste too. He may be a damned knot-headed Swede Libratarian librarian fink, but he posts great quotes.
• My Last Call Hero of the Week is krit. She's one cool spotted individual.

AS to Other News- You'll just have to visit and sound it out for yourself.
COME GET SOME!